howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

(via coluring)


pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

(via thecoolestloseryoullevermeet)


arielmh:

Will: JACK, Hannibal just posted these selfies on his twitter!
Jack: Lol! Oh that Hanni, he sure is a jokester!
Will: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(via spoken-not-written)


(via telapathetic)


officialwhitegirls:

people who think they’re funny for interrupting the teacher every 2 seconds during a lesson must be eliminated

(via isacknewton)


bewbin:

tsarbucks:

bewbin:

This fort will protect me from the haters

tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW. 

Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties

bewbin:

tsarbucks:

bewbin:

This fort will protect me from the haters

tumblr user bewbin is sexist AND CLASSIST. WOW. 

Ok but don’t come running to my fort when u catch cooties

(via coluring)


dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him

dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him

(via orange-is-orange)



slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

(via laughingstation)


stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

image

you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via coluring)